床第水手

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主演: Bj& amp #248 rn Puggaard-Müller 

丹麥經(jīng)典喜劇電影精選系列之一S oslash;m aelig;nd p aring; sengekanten (1976) ,在這個(gè)丹麥的性喜劇,一名年輕女子假裝是一個(gè)男人為了贏得一份工作作為機(jī)械師的隊(duì)友對(duì)貨輪。當(dāng)她被發(fā)現(xiàn)時(shí),他們已經(jīng)在海上。   

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