和尚的一場春夢

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研究所畢業的大勇打禪七後決定出家,老和尚命令他徒步到某寺廟朝拜考驗意志力。途中大勇在涼亭睡著了,并做了一場香艷的春夢。夢中他巧遇古典美人翠萍,翠萍好友娜娜見大勇身體壯碩,乃盡施媚功挑逗,令大勇血脈噴張,性慾難耐~~~

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研究所畢業的大勇打禪七後決定出家,老和尚命令他徒步到某寺廟朝拜考驗意志力。途中大勇在涼亭睡著了,并做了一場香艷的春夢。夢中他巧遇古典美人翠萍,翠萍好友娜娜見大勇身體壯碩,乃盡施媚功挑逗,令大勇血脈噴張,性慾難耐~~~

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守株人

  該片是心理懸疑風格的影片。八年前,一場古董事件導致了相依為命的奶奶死于非命,正值妙齡的佳佳(楊紫 飾)又不得不面對父母離異的現實。家庭的破裂、死去奶奶的噩夢纏繞,好友的突然癱瘓,而此刻令人毛骨悚然的文物販子伺機出動,各種不解之物正等待時機向她發起進攻,直到她變成了守株人……

好像一切都很糟糕

Ay?e, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night.   However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements.   Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires.   源自:https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster

網住你的心

  A coming-of-age story of a girl who experience life through misadventures & dating apps.