耳朵清潔工

　　時(shí)為1982年，一支隸屬挪威的三人南極科考隊(duì)在冰原中行進(jìn)，意外發(fā)現(xiàn)一艘一百萬年前的奇怪船只，并且在附近找到了凍于嚴(yán)冰之中的神秘生物。才貌雙全的美國古生物學(xué)家凱特·洛伊德（瑪麗·伊麗莎白·文斯蒂德 Mary Elizabeth Winstead 飾）在桑德爾·哈沃森博士（Ulrich Thomsen 飾）的邀請下，隨同一眾科研工作者前往南極。經(jīng)過認(rèn)真研究，他們發(fā)現(xiàn)這是地球上從未有過的生物。正當(dāng)科學(xué)家們?yōu)榱诉@個偉大的發(fā)現(xiàn)載歌載舞慶祝之時(shí)，神秘生物悄悄解凍，繼而向人類展開兇殘的襲擊。經(jīng)過一番慘烈的搏斗，怪物最終葬身火海?！　〉嵌蜻\(yùn)并未就此結(jié)束，經(jīng)過對怪物細(xì)胞的觀測，凱特隱隱感到一場災(zāi)難正向全人類襲來……

 一群學(xué)生發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個阿茲特克“索命哨”，不信邪的他們招來了自己的死亡……

　　星際聯(lián)盟收到探索飛船發(fā)出的求救信號后立刻派遣星際精英特種小組前去營救，由于機(jī)器故障飛船迫降到那個荒蕪且怪異的星球上。不久后，船員在星球上發(fā)現(xiàn)了那艘廢棄的飛船，但里面的飛行員都莫名其妙的死去，為了防止尸體異變，他們決定把尸體全部銷毀。隨后船員們發(fā)現(xiàn)了金字塔般的巨大建筑物，然而噩夢從此開始，他們釋放了金字塔中所有的嗜血星際怪獸，星球瞬間被恐怖包圍，喪尸怪獸一并向人們襲來，他們該如何挽救自己…… （此片精彩的沒話說，星球大戰(zhàn)般的場景加異型的特效以及著名的cult片演員們齊聚在一塊所產(chǎn)生的名詞是什么？那就是經(jīng)典~！ 這部B級片的經(jīng)典程度已經(jīng)影響到未來科幻恐怖電影的發(fā)展前途，像黑洞表面之類的電影就是對其進(jìn)行無恥的抄襲。影片甚至影響了*本成人動漫的一個類型，那就是觸手系漫畫~片中有經(jīng)典的蠕蟲強(qiáng)*金發(fā)奶霸的震撼鏡頭，這就是八十年代恐怖片的魅力……）　

Ay?e, Ali, Mehmet and Zeynep are middle-class millennials struggling to make ends meet in Istanbul. Either still living with their parents or hardly getting by without help from their families, they are all beset by similar woes: money crunch, joblessness, social isolation. In view of the world’s horrors that Zeynep enumerates in her diary entries, these are minor problems, ‘slight disasters’, but they are all-consuming, at least to the extent of making them cry in the still of the night. 　　However, Umut Subasi’s first feature, Almost Entirely a Slight Disaster, is not a melodrama. With an appealingly light touch, it diagnoses the malaise of a generation that has run up against a dead end, one whose future prospects are indistinguishable from a game of chance. This is a world where astrology, the lottery and online personality tests compete with visa and job applications as life-shaping elements. 　　Fittingly, the film is structured around chance and coincidence, with its handful of characters encountering each other in every permutation, as though there were no world outside this small social bubble. With self-aware, frontal framing that pins characters to their surroundings and a counterintuitive musical score that turns pathos into humour, Subasi offers a social-media movie without social media, one whose characters are united in their double lives and frustrated desires. 　　源自：https://iffr.com/en/iffr/2023/films/almost-entirely-a-slight-disaster