魔女韻事

　　A young mad genius attempts to 'hack the human mind' in order to fix humanity.

　　Joseph Fulton, a well-regarded fifty-eight-year-old director of romantic comedies, wants to become assistant groundskeeper at a local cemetery. He wants to work outdoors and be close to nature. Meanwhile, he thinks it’s important to have his last will and testament drawn up. But his highly dramatic actress girlfriend thinks he must be dying and that he is just too brave to tell anyone. The rumor spreads and soon everyone he knows—and some he doesn’t—are crowded into his small apartment to say their last farewells.

　　Golf Club經理潘致文(劉青云飾)與老婆張美瑛(蔣怡飾)結婚將近七年，生活平淡、枯燥，雖然他渴望著過過“放蕩的新生活”，但是天性膽小，只敢說不敢做，基本上是一個善良的小男人?！　∵@一次美瑛要去外地旅行，潘致文覺得這是個大好機會，于是決定趁這個“婚姻大假”找尋一些刺激。撫慰自己強壓六年多的欲海?！　∫雇碓赑UB中，致文就邂逅了冶艷少女趙靜(應采兒飾)，令到他心癢難忍。正當致文準備向阿靜展開攻勢的時候，卻在相處中了解到她原來身世相當凄慘，放蕩的行為只是因為孤寂的逆反，致文憐憫之心大增，無奈中不得不放棄了占有的欲念?！　《c此同時，致文又遇上了自己的初戀情人張采冰(劉嘉玲飾)，已經成為事業女性的阿冰目前生活無憂，身邊男伴無數，并且和一個健身教練WIL(安志杰飾)關系曖昧。但是外表熱情似火的她對于致文依舊念念不忘，致文立刻與冰重燃了愛火，但同時也覺得對妻子心存愧疚。然而此時此刻家庭的危機也漸漸發生了出人意料的變化……

　　一名退伍軍人得到一份搶劫房子的工作，但結果發現這所房子是 Nyai 的房子，Nyai 是一位小妾，又名 Gundik。